WORDS WOMEN USE
FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel
they are right and you need to shut up. Never use fine
to describe how a woman looks -- this will cause you to have
one of those arguments.
FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes
that your football game is going to last before you take
out the trash, so it's an even trade
NOTHING
This means something, and you should be
on your toes. Nothing is usually used to describe
the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out,
upside down, and backwards! Nothing usually
signifies an argument that will last Five Minutes
and end with Fine
GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset
over Nothing and will end with the word Fine
GOAHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
This means I give up or do what you want
because I don't care You will get a Raised
Eyebrow Go Ahead in just a few minutes, followed
by Nothing and Fine and she
will talk to you in about Five Minutes when
she cools off.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A Loud Sigh means
she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why
she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you
over Nothing
SOFT SIGH
Again, not a word, but a nonverbal statement.
Soft
Sighs mean that she is content. Your best bet is to
not move or breathe, and she will stay content
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman
can make to a man That's Okay means that
she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for
whatever it is that you have done. That's Okay
is often used with the word Fine and in conjunction
with a Raised Eyebrow.
GO AHEAD.
At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some
mighty big trouble.
PLEASE DO
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving
you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason
you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You
have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't
get a That's Okay
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're
welcome.
THANKS A LOT
This is much different from Thanks. A woman
will say, Thanks A Lot when she is really ticked
off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some
callous way, and will be followed by the Loud Sigh.
Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the Loud
Sigh, as she will only tell you Nothing