laws of work
Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced,
you can't be promoted.
It doesn't matter what you do, it only matters what
you say you've done and what you're going to do.
After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end
of the month than you did before.
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters away from a kick
in the ass.
The more crap that you put up with, the more crap you're
going to get.
You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry
a clipboard.
When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they
are never talking about themselves.
If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit,
no sense in being a damn fool about it.
Everything can be filed under miscellaneous.
Never delay the end of a meeting
To err is human, to forgive is not our policy.
Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the
work s/he is supposed to be doing.
If you're good, you'll be assigned all the work.
If you're really good, you will get out of it.
You're always doing something marginal when the boss
drops by your desk.
People who go to conferences are the ones who shouldn't.
If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would ever
get done.
The authority of a person is inversely proportional to
the number of pens that person is carrying.
When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
No matter how much you do, you never do enough.
The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible
for everything that goes wrong