doctorers office
Two men are in the doctor's office waiting to get vasectomies.
A nurse comes in and asks the men to strip and put on their
medical gowns while they wait for the doctor.
A few minutes later she comes back, reaches under one man's
gown
and begins to masturbate him.
Shocked, he says, What the hell are you doing?
To which she replies, We have to vacate the sperm
from your
system to have a clean procedure.
Not wanting to cause a problem, the man relaxes and enjoys
it as
she completes her task.
The second man watches all of this and by the time the nurse
turns to him, he is quite ready for his turn.
To his surprise, she drops to her knees, opens her lips and
begins to give him a blow job.
The first man says, Hey, what is this? Why is it that
I get a
hand job and he gets a blow job?
The nurse says, That, my dear sir, is the difference
between
Medicare and Private Insurance. :)