trip to york
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees
a
patient acting like he's driving a car. The nurse asks
him, Charlie, what are you doing?
Charlie replied, Driving to York! The nurse
wishes him a good
trip and leaves the room.
The next day the nurse enters Charlie's room just as
he stops
driving his imaginary car and asks, Well Charlie,
how are you
doing?
Charlie says, I just got into York.
Great, replied the nurse. The nurse leaves
Charlie's room and
goes across the hall into Bob's room, and finds Bob
sitting on his
bed furiously masturbating. Shocked, she asks,
Bob, what are you doing?!
Bob says, I'm screwing Charlie's wife
while he's in York!