Told You That B#t%h Is Crazy!!!!
It's always the beautiful ONES
Well.. I would have hope that one of my friends would have
given me a warning or something. It's going on week
FIVE and I still can't get her to go away. The 1st time
I saw her was at this but that I had just started going to.
She was yelling at some guy that made her mad. Makin a scene
at that. Red flag, or at least it should have been. This was
about two weeks befor we really met.
Two weeks later Im shooting pool enjoying myself as usual,
a little tipsy I must say. But not too bad. Didnt need my beer
goggles yet. In she come, and damn did she look good. Beautiful
white smile, tits like rip melons, ass like she ran track,
and long smooth silk hair. How could I go wrong. To get to
the point, at the end of the night and a few more drinks later
she is following me up the stairs to my apartment. To the
bed we went, no small talk or foreplay. Bang!! POW!! it was
ON!! Headboard slamming pillows flyin, bodies twisted
in every position. 3 power-Aids, and 6 rounds later it was
over.
I thought I had a winner, at least someone that I'd want
to bring to the house on a regular basis. HA! Two days later
after we have had a few phone conversations, good ones too,
this crazy chick shows up at my job lookin for me. Now befor
you ask Befor we went to my house the 1st time I made sure to
inform her that I was not lookin to jump into anything cause
I was enjoying being single.
Pretty straight forward I
thought. Anyway... With a confused look I said nicely, you
can't come here looking for me while am working.
If it's important you need to use the phone.
What did she need you ask. LOL. She wanted to know what I was
doing. Red flag!!! Two more occurences the next couple
of days later. I told her we need to just be friends!! HA HA
HA Funny right.
She called me more after I told her I wanted to be friends
than befor. Some calls I would anwser others I wouldn't.
38 letters, Yes 38 letters left on my car and door. None threating,
but 38. By the begenning of the third week I stopped anwsering
her calls. Between the I LOVE YOU text messegges and the
long voice mails of why you you hate me so from
her I was passed done. I tried saying I don't like you
at all. Telling her the sex sucked. She needs help. Hugging
on the uglyiest chick in the bar so she wouldnt walk up to
me. Being a mean, mean ass-hole. Calling her every name
in the book. Nothing would stop her wrath. She told me she
needed closure. Hey, sounds good to me. But hey, I'm
a nice guy, dumb me. A week of pushing the cancel button when
she calls I decided that I'll try to be nice.
I let her stop by so she could get her closure so I though.
Granted what guy wouldnt want some woman trin to rip off
his close to suck his dick.
Not this one. 45 seconds after
being in the house she started in. First asking for a hug.
Ok, not bad. Then it was can I kiss you on the cheek. Ummmm.
Wellll. I guess, not that bad. What did I get myself into.
Told her I had to pee. I feel like sombody's watchin
me You know the song. Mid stream Im being watched.
Im ambushed. Dripegde and all, she goes for the dick. Umm.
Damn Im in a tight spot. Who can refuse head from a beautiful
woman. Dick hard from the thought already, I shook and spun
away, like Emmitt Smith #22 in his prime. Hey, what
are you doing, I ask. I need you,
she says. What happened to closure? She said she lied. Still
thinking if I should have just given in I push her out her
door 1/2 hour later. I'd been ducking and dodging her
attacks, tring to keep her close on her long enough to get
her out the door for far too long. I was pissed. I did I get
myself in to. I knew better than to let that crazy bitch come
in.
She has a special ring now so I know to just anwser then end
the call w/o saying a word. It's Michel Myers, The ring
that is.
So I ask you a qeustion what went wrong. Did I give her the
dick too good? Did the people I know put into good of a word
for me? Makes you wonder why so many women today won't
give out their number, but take your. Never let them know
where you live I think to myself.
In this crazy world of give
and take, sex and games, and all that other good and bad shit
that falls between, who really knows. How extreme should
I go to get rid of this problem? Will it just go away? Things
to think about next time things get ready to heat up.
But be careful you you let in. You may need to get a ringer
like mine.
PS. damn the sex was good!! Who's NEXT