Is it Cockfoster?
Sixteen year old country girl Sally went for a job interview
at the town of Cockfoster. She boarded the Tube at Picaddily
Circus, had to stand up because there was no seat available.
A young man stood behind her, pressing her behind with his
front. She kept standing even when there was seat available
as the train reached one town after another, because it
was more convenient for her to look out for her destination,
worried she might miss it. The young man continued to stick
to her. Finally only she and the young man were left on the
train as it reached Cockfoster. To be sure, and as the young
man was the only other passenger left, she asked him :Is
it Cockfoster?
He replied: No, it is mine!