Firm It Up
One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his
wife, pinched her on the butt and said, If you firmed
this up, we could get rid of your control-top pantyhose.
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.
The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each
of her breasts and said, You know, if you firmed these
up, we could get rid of your bra.
This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and
grabbed him by his penis. With a death grip
in place, she said, You know, if you firmed this up,
we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the pool man,
and your brother!