Firm this up
One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his
wife and pinched her on the butt and said, If you firmed
this up, we could get rid of your control top pantyhose.
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.
The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each
of her breasts and said You know, if you firmed these
up, we could get rid of your bra.
This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and
grabbed him by his penis. With a death grip in place, she
said, You know, if you firmed this up, we could get
rid of the gardener, the postman, the poolman and your brother.