A last request, or two
A man and a woman are crossing the Sahara on a camel.
On the third day of travelling, the camel suddenly drops
dead.
Having surveyed the situation, things are looking bleak:
I'm not sure we can survive more than a day or
two, says the woman.
Agreed, says the man, seeing as we're
about to breath our last, would you do something for me?
Anything, replies the woman.
I've never seen a woman's breasts,
reveals the man, might i see yours?
Under the circumstances, she sees no problem, lifts her
dress and unveils her pert breasts.
oh my... says the man, would you mind
if i touch them?
She consents and the old guy has a good fondle.
Would you do something for me? asks the woman.
Of course, smiles the bloke, still fondling
away.
Would you show me your penis-i have never had the
pleasure.
Without a worry, the guy drops his pants.
Wow! May i touch it?
He consents, and is displaying huge excitement within
seconds.
You know, says the man, if i insert
my penis in the right place, it can give life...
Well that's wonderful, smiles the
woman with glee, stick in the camel and let's
get the hell out of here!
