The Midget
A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he's
being watched by a midget. Althought the little fellow
is staring at him intently, the guy doesn't get uncomfortable
until the midget drags a small stepladder up next to him,
climbs it, and proceeds to admire his privates at close
range. Wow, comments the midget, Those
are the nicest balls I have ever seen! Surprised--and
flattered--the man thanks the midget and starts to move
away. Listen, I know this is a rather strange request,
says the little fellow, but I wonder if you would
mind if I touched them. Again the man is rather startled,
but seeing no real harm in it, he obliges the request. The
midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's balls,
and says loudly, Okay, hand over your wallet or I'll
jump!